rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition